Fact number 20: I have a lot of fantasies…..
Ya…. 🙂 I do indeed. I’m not just talking sexual though. I have a wild and crazy imagination. Everything from flying (there is a specific technique…. you need to position your body as if you were going to sit down and then you hold your arms in front of you and concentrate and then off you go up into the sky) to talking bananas (they dont like to be eaten… go figure…) to monsters under my bed (the bastards) to having sex in public ( 😀 ) to violent bear attacks (I picture myself jumping on its back and stabbing it in the eye…. badass style) to evil pears (they are not to be trusted) to anything electric exploding like an atomic bomb (that really does happen in my head…. if I wire a lamp wrong I fear I will wipe out the village with the explosion) to sex with several people ( 😀 ) to stones that have emotions (they have families) to being invisible (but this one is true!! No one seems to see me…) to being spied on by evil governments (yes, Trump, I’m on to you) to crying socks because they are mismatched (best friends and all) to beads that have voices (they also have families and severe separation anxiety) to believing I can walk on clouds (well, duh.) to ‘knowing’ I am 100% right all the time (just ask Becca, she’ll tell you) to believing my dog will die on the exact same day, hour and minute as me because we have connecting souls to lesbian sex ( 😀 )….. it’s all in my head!! It is pretty and colorful in this head of mine….. but only in one room which is the imagination room. Sometimes it’s locked and I cant access it but at the moment the door is wide open and my banana just wished me a goodmorning! Also there is a guy lurking around the corner that wants to have sex…. 🙂 It is indeed fun inside this head of mine.
I actually feel pretty good today! Even though spring is nowhere in sight…. we just got another 25 cm of snow….. I’ve decided it is not called snow anymore. It is now called ‘that cold white shit that wont stop falling to the ground’. I will blame Trump for this as well.
But there ya go, a rare glimpse into this head of mine. If you want to visit it’s best to call first…. you might walk into something nasty.
~ Becca ~