Fact number 6 would be “I eat M&Ms by color: First red, then orange, then blue, then green, then yellow and finally the brown ones”.
It takes me forever to eat M&Ms but I like them so. I have tried eating them normally but it felt so wrong. But as long as my mild case of OCD doesn’t make me do anything too crazy, I am fine with eating my M&Ms by color! And when you really think about it… isn’t it you that is weird for not eating them by color?? Jaha! Why else would there be different colors!!
Yes, I am right and you are wrong.
Anyways, I eat the red ones first because I do not like the color red. I eat orange right after because it reminds of red. A few years ago they added the color blue…. I had to make some big decisions there! Blue or green?? I decided blue had to go first because green is the color of nature and I like nature. Then green because it is physically not possible to eat yellow or brown first. After green it is yellow because yellow is my second favorite color (no purple M&Ms….. 😦 ) And last but certainly not least it is brown, the color of chocolate!! Oh sweet sweet chocolate…. how it melts on my tongue.
Seriously, I will get pissed off at you if you are ever near me eating M&Ms by the handful. Don’t do it.
This is by the way also the reason why I do not eat a lot of multi-colored anything… it takes to long to eat. First you have to decided which colors should go first. Then you have to second guess your decisions. You need a night to sleep on it. Then the dog has eaten whatever you were intending to eat….. I’ll stick to M&Ms, we understand each other. No Smarties, no Skittles.
I wish I could put my secret OCD powers to better use though. Teaching the world how to eat M&Ms is proving to be a hard task.
Other OCD behaviors that I have:
- How I brush my teeth.
- How I shower
- Unfortunately cleaning is NOT one of my OCD traits….. damn.
- How I need to hang on to certain items….. that will never ever have any use for me. (if anyone needs a zillion empty glass containers that are meticulously cleaned, just let me know. Or maybe you need empty gum containers?? Also meticulously cleaned?? OR, here is a good one!! You want pens. Loads and loads of pens. No, they dont work….. but tell me you want them!!) Ya, now I sound like a hoarder.
- How I get ready in the mornings…. very specific routines.
That is all my crazy for the moment. There should be some more further down my list of facts.
~ Becca ~