Facts about me. The good, the bad and the ridiculous.
1. My favorite food is pizza with the toppings salami, kebab, tomatoes, feta cheese and béarnaise sauce.
2. I am addicted to nose-spray
3. I am an extremely stingy person and do not like to spend money – at all.
4. I have two parrots named Apple and Joey
5. I was sexually abused as a child.
6. I eat M&Ms by color: First red, then orange, then blue, then green, then yellow and finally the brown ones. I have good reasons…. If you are interested, just ask.
7. I have 5 siblings.
8. I am very clumsy.
9. My favorite tv show of all times is The Walking Dead. And whenever I say The Walking Dead, I say it in a deep and sinister voice because it is not possible to say it normal.
10. I am very bad at telling jokes.
11. I eat ketchup with everything…. Except spaghetti cos that’s just weird.
12. I looooooooove ice cream. Especially chocolate.
13. I think my brother might be gay but he doesn’t want to tell anyone cos we grew up very religious and he was told gay people go to hell.
14. My favorite drink is water.
15. I tried to boycott smartphones. I refused to get one for many years until it was impossible to get a ‘normal’ phone. I always said I did not want a phone that was smarter than me…
16. I love saunas.
17. My favorite music group of all times is R.E.M. Michael Stipe is the hottest guy on earth – ever.
18. Music I listen to nowadays are Passenger and Loïc Nottet
19. I do not have a television
20. I have a lot of fantasies…..
21. Coffee. I need coffee.
22. My favorite car is a jaguar. I would like one in purple some day.
23. I am scared of the dark. Which can be an issue as we only have 2 hours of daylight in the dead of winter.
24. My favorite color is purple.
25. I often feel like the world has gone to shit but I am the only one that knows it.
26. I am half Belgian and half Canadian.
27. When I dream, I usually dream that I am a guy which is weird because I am very comfortable with my body and being female and definitely do not have gender issues.
28. My little brother wanted to kill my parents – literally. He wanted to burn the house down while they were sleeping.
29. I was bullied horrendously by my sister.
30. I always wear socks. Even in bed. Well…. Almost always in bed.
31. I sometimes wonder about lesbian sex.
32. I do not eat pears because of their shape. They look suspicious to me.
33. My eye color is green.
34. I actually have my natural hair color.
35. My brother has been convicted for molesting a child and attempting to kidnap other children. No, he is not my abuser.
36. I buy all my clothes at thrift stores because I refuse to make the rich people in this world richer, and the poor poorer.
37. I speak and write 4 languages.
38. I had a late miscarriage. Her name was Azaria.
39. I have lived in 5 different countries.
40. I have always wanted to learn to play the guitar. I took lessons but quit because my teacher is the sob that abused me.
41. My favorite animals are elephants.
42. I really dislike milk.
43. I bite my nails. It’s really bad at the moment.
44. I love fishing.
45. I love nature.
46. I always said I would die before the age of 30 but I’m still here so….. 40?
47. I graduated from art school in the top 3 of my class.
48. For a while I had to physically keep myself away from knives because I was sure I was going to off myself.
49. My mother has never told me that she loves me. I told her that I loved her once and she said ‘same to you’ which is close.
50. I would like to learn Finnish, German and sign language.
51. I truly believe I could survive out in the woods and would like to end up in a log cabin in the Canadian wilderness.
52. I do not hate much but I hate animal abusers.
That is about it I think……. I have probably forgotten a few…. If you want to know anything else, just ask 🙂